'Tis The Season To Be Naughty: 10 Awfully Inexcusable Office Pranks
Tomorrow's the 1st of April which means it's the one day of the year you can put aside the daily grind, and go at it Dwight Schrute and Jim Halpert style. Yes, there are easy apps to do your dirty work, but if you're old school and you like to do it the old fashioned way, here are 10 simple pranks for torturing your co-workers.
1. The Jello Mouse
The stapler encased in Jello is a classic, but let's face it—staplers are rarely used these days. Why not immerse something your co-worker actually uses, like a mouse? You'll need about 5 boxes of Jello, a tupperware container, and some dental floss.
2. The Mysterious Fishy Smell
The greatest thing about the mysterious bad odor prank is the simplicity. Just open a can of tuna (or several) and dexterously conceal them in your co-worker's cubicle or desk area. Before long the entire office will be wondering why a fishy smell is wafting over from the victim's desk.
3. Fake the BSoD (aka The Blue Screen of Death)
There are several ways to fake the BSoD, but the video below shows a very simple method that is quite convincing and doesn't require any trick wallpapers. You'll need a free application called iPanic, which you can download here. iPanic simulates a Mac OS X kernel panic; see it demonstrated below.
4. Mouse Traps
There's more than one way to kill a mouse:
5. The Fake Toilet Paper Roll
Have you got a coworker who drops a #2 like clockwork everyday? (Um, when you work with the same person for a couple years...you sadly pick up on these things). Instructables user ATTILAtheHUNgry shares a HowTo for creating a fake roll of toilet paper out of cardboard, with a removable prank message inserted inside for that victorious moment of truth—when your victim is forced to use a magazine...or worse, his hand.
6. Hotkey Manipulation
This one may require a bit more technical know-how than the others (you must know how to create scripts), but the fruits of your evil labor are endless and can get quite sophisticated. A program called AutoHotKey allows you to convert your co-worker's basic commands into pretty much any action of your choosing—like using a simple command like Ctrl+C to open Outlook and sending yourself a congratulatory message on your pranking finesse. Don't worry—there's a tutorial to get you started.
7. The Mug Shot
From Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks by John Austin, an incredibly simple way to humiliate your co-worker: Trace the bottom of his mug onto an embarrassing photo, cut it out and seamlessly attach with glue.
8. Keyboard Hell
Once upon a time a man named August Dvorak created an alternative keyboard layout to the QWERTY keyboard, intended for one-handed typing. The layout completely boggles the 2011 QWERTY keyboard trained-brain (and probably boggled the QWERTY keyboard trained-brain back then, too—1940ish). The good news is you can still access the layout and make your co-worker's typing completely impossible. To remap their keyboard Dvorak style, simple go under the Languages tab, click Details and Add.
9. AutoCorrect Isn't Just for Typos...
You can easily add all sorts of naughty words to your co-worker's AutoCorrect if you have access to their computer for a just a brief amount of time. Here's what you do:
10. The Classic Coffee Cup Prank
Last but not least, an old classic, and perhaps the greatest of the bunch. It's simple, it works like magic, and it's sure to make a giant mess.
Photos by ChefMattRock, fenderloving, sroemerm, myoldpostcards, and Robert Parkinson.
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